Cough Drop Pep Talk

Did you know that there is "a pep talk in every drop" of Halls cough drops?
I can see where a well person would think that a sick person might appreciate a little pep talk. However, the only thing I appreciated was that the cough drop was working on my sore throat and that I could breath a little better with the vapor action that was going on. The pep talk part? Well, here's how that went.....

"Get back in the game" (No)
"Don't wait to get started" (Oh shush)
"Fire up those engines" (I'm trying you little hsdfhsjdfhsihsigh)
"You've survived tougher" (You have no idea....)
"Go get it" (I don't want IT)
"Get back in there champ" (Someone, come up with more creative sayings)
"It's yours for the taking" (You take it)

Not so pep talkish. But then again it did give me something other than my cold to think about for 10 seconds. Maybe that's the point....